Beardless Dwarf

I'm Francis, I'm a propmaker, I do things, I make stuff, I go to Waapa for props and scenery

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

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Convo between my 7year-old students today

Josie:

I have a new crusshhhhh

Matt:

Me too! On a boy!

Pearl:

You're a boy with a crush on a boy?

Matt:

Yeah he's really cute.

Pearl:

Oh.

(pause for a bit)

Matt:

Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.

Me:

Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.

Matt:

Really?

Josie:

YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.

Matt:

Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.

Dave:

(from across the room) No you can't you're seven.

(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

(Source: 4gifs, via littleprincessofhearts)

thetygre:

discoverynews:

Puppy-Sized Spider Romps in Rainforest

Why ‘puppy-sized’? It could have been ‘large’ or ‘huge’ or ‘giant’, but they went with ‘puppy-sized’. The only logical conclusion is that someone looked at this spider, and thought ‘puppy’. Because it is adorable. It is a giant, adorable spider. And they are right.

Why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies?

thetygre:

discoverynews:

Puppy-Sized Spider Romps in Rainforest

Why ‘puppy-sized’? It could have been ‘large’ or ‘huge’ or ‘giant’, but they went with ‘puppy-sized’. The only logical conclusion is that someone looked at this spider, and thought ‘puppy’. Because it is adorable. It is a giant, adorable spider. And they are right.

Why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies?

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courageisgraceunderpressure:

"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much

Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television

(Source: theflavourofyourlips, via littleprincessofhearts)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Doctor Who Fandom

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dronesleep:

got dengit

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somepretty-things:

boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!

somepretty-things:

boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!

(Source: catleecious, via littleprincessofhearts)

shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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