I have a new crusshhhhh
Me too! On a boy!
You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Yeah he's really cute.
(pause for a bit)
Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
(from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh